Like Sands Through The Hourglass

So…, that’ll be about enough of that, just trying to figure a way to work one of these sand dune photo’s in! My bud, “Dubul Oh”, took me to school on this shit the other day, so any of you asking me about email subscriptions, about rss feeds, understand, i don’t know what the fuck your talking about, this is modern technology in an untrained hand! To the one who warned me i was missing out on 300 visitors a week, I’m just thankful for you finding me! Anyhow, i found this place up the street, over the hill, on Melrose, “The Boiling Shrimp”, ya get about 15 big ones, they bring em to ya in a big red bucket, i loose the bib! Ok, i know I’m moving fast, hang on, I’m just thinking messy, like eating bbq ribs, big ass seasoned shrimp with heads to tear away… a truly primitive dining expereance for the commited carnivor complete with graffiti on the walls! What the hell, what was it that i ate late yesterday, oh yea, stomach hell by taco bell, i guess just being lazy, today, i pay! OH, What the hell , case dismissed, loaded for bear, i was pissed, the cop showed up at court, i guess, in effect, after my not guilty plea, the cop just pled no contest, still time is money, about 12 hours of my time split over 3 days, an easy 500 bucks I’d be out if I’d been working, so i guess i should be glad I’m not! What a bunch of crap, a $194 jaywalking ticket while riding on my bike! On to what i hope is not my recuring yeeeeeha theme, the sound wars are still going on, am i living in the bizarro world? So she says she needs two months of quiet, ya know i think she needs to move to a farm, when we spoke she said that she enjoyed the Halloween party, i asked about all the loud chatter, she said oh, that was great, but ya know somehow me playing my stereo at 10am is not so great, oh yea, thats right, she needs that two months of quiet! Ya know from me, those little tormentors, they just can’t seem to stay away!