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Does your wife have any cigarettes around
Cause if she does you know I’ll smoke them to the ground
I don't have a car and I need a place to stay
Maybe a drink on hand to quench my thirst away
I'll be back someday and pay my way
Then I won't have to hear them say
My friend you're a mooch
Does your wife have a close friend that's all alone
Cause if she does you know I’d like to use your phone
I don't have a car and I need a place to stay
Maybe a smoke on hand to blow my world away
I'll be back someday and I’ll pay my way
Then I won't have to hear them say
My friend you're a mooch
I'm going to pay them back, pay them back
Every one last cent pay them back
I'm no mooch I’m no mooch
©1995-1997 Andy Cahan
Phanana Blap Music-ASCAP