Billy
"Look at me!"
Vital Statistics
full name: Billy
instrument: drums and percussion
date of birth: 5/13/79
height: 5 ' 11"
weight: 130
sexual preference: whatever
foreign languages: pig latin
favorite film: Free Willy 2
perfect woman: 350 lbs., thighs like cottage cheese, gap between teeth,
beard, goiter, pus-filled boils (preferably oozing), nice disposition,
non-smoker
favorite side: left
favorite band: Bambi and the Boys