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Sun Disappears
by C. Moore Teetes (ISP)

A Speck In
Space & Time The Sun disappeared from the sky today. At approximately 17:00 EST, witnesses noticed a phenomenon in the western sky. Matthew Bones, of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, observed, "It started falling in the westward sky. I said, 'Oh Lord, save us!'" By 19:00 Pacific Time, James McClinton of Longview, Washington concluded, "The Sun completely fell from the sky. The Earth is covered in darkness."


"Oh Lord, Save Us!
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Bill Gates Declared The Antichrist
by Sidmahn (ISP)

For these were the days of the power and dominion of the Antichrist, Bill the Gates (accursed be his name) who had made many such lies in mockery and in scorn of the mighty works of the LORD.

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Canaries In Da Cola Mine
Famous Compassionists Dropping Like Flies
by John Denver

Me & John Denver

When Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died within the same week, it appeared as though "something was up." Two compassionists who are veterans of the Paparazzi Gauntlet are being exploited by Cola companies... even after their deaths. How ironic -- the miners of the Cola, and the consumers of the Cola, didn't even notice some of their warning canaries were dead. In fact, the pace of mining the Cola only increased.

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Man Found With Half a Mind
by Alastair Brian Croxton

Inside Of Your Brain

Today it was unveiled that psychologists have discovered a human with fifty percent (50%) of his mind missing. Current theories suggest that someone had stolen exactly half of the man's mind during a smash and grap raid. Efforts to trace the missing part of the man's psyche are continuing in earnest, though the police need more information from the public.

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Here's What Happened the Last Time I was Stung
by Digital Yoda

The other day I was working on repairing a stone wall on The Fort. I needed to find a stone to fit into a hole. Since there wasn't a good stone at hand, I went out to the stone stock to try n' find the perfect rock.

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Self-destructive Feelings Are Insidious
A Clue Psychoanalyst Provides Some Clues
by Kyle Turner and Steve Holloway

In a recent interview, psychoanalyst Michelle Sparkle offered extensive explanations of why you should exist - "Figure you've got nothing left to lose."

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The Globalization of Humanity
by Peter Cross

"Come Together", said the Prophet John. "All You Need is Love" to carry on. We're all members of the human race for better or for worse. And, we're all riding on the same planet in the same Universe.

My particular dream is "The Peter Cross Foundation", a non-profit organization dedicated to reducing the level of human pain, in part, by raising the level of human consciousness about the issue, and in part, by re-directing Peter Cross' musical royalties to causes and cases decided upon by the Foundation's Board of Directors.

(story on page 2)


"Let The Wagons Roll!"
Environmentalist Clash With Progressives
by Sun Bouy

Wagons
Are Rolling In response to the Environmentalists, who were trying to block the advancement of mining efforts, the Progressives chanted:
Let those wagons roll,
No matter what the toll!
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Competition & Convergence
Notions of chaos manifestly evident in politics, government and business.
by Doc

Fractal Peculiar. The taxonomy and nomenclature of chaos is an inherent element of most every artistic and scientific discipline and environment. But only rarely is the notion of chaos afforded any attention in politics, government or business where it is most manifestly evident.

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Regular columns addressing serious or important thoughts such as: essays about why stereotypes and racism are wrong, justified by saying that "some of my best friends are drunken Indians."

Put On A Happy Face

Yes, it is an old cliche but there is much truth in the importance of a smile. A smile can say so much about a person. It can say, "I feel good," or "Feel free to approach me with questions," or "Yes, I am half drunk." Energy is radiated through people, both positive and negative. As an experiment, try walking around a busy area and say hello to as many people as you can. You will most likely receive a wide assortment of reactions. You may find that people are much friendlier once someone takes the first initiative. You may find that people don't know how to react to a friendly stranger. You may find yourself in the emergency room after some insecure butf*ck kicks your ass for looking at him the wrong way. But hopefully you will start to see some positive energy begin to flow, and it was because you took that first step. But then again, maybe its the marijuana talking.

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Conclusion: Women are every bit as intelligent and capable as men, and besides, there's nothing hotter than lesbian sex.


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Bandwidth Hogs

by Bob

hog Coming Soon...

Bandwidth hogs and bandwidth pirates; they come in many piggly shapes and sizes. The infrastructure of the today's Internet is struggling to maintain viability under enormous growing pains... one culprit, ignorance.


GWCC Announces Launch Plans for Manned Space Station
by S.I.D.D.


Big Brother and His Holding Company
by Doc


Marijuana Prohibitionists Slay Man
by Edmo Foetoe


Twenty-One O'Nine
Prediction Issued on End of War
by Robert Schiller and Ken Greenwald


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