If you wonder what this title means, it's time to go back to school and ask someone. Recorded during the spring of 1996, "A Hard Day at The Orifice" is primarily a collection of new "classic" style rock and roll, but there's also a beautiful ballad, a little reggae, and a rockabilly tune thrown in for variety. These songs are available on cassette tape for only $9.99 (how low can we go?).     To order the cassette, click on ORDER FORM 1.The Girl of My Dreams:    Uptempo rock, early Beatles style 2.   The Crossfire Conspiracy:    Uptempo rock, Stones style 3.   Good Cops Love Rock and Roll:    Rock, with an uptempo message 4.   Knight in Shining Armor:    Sexy rock, very sexy 5.   Someday:    Ballad, simple song of hope 6.   Jamaica Dandy:    Reggae, mon, very herbal 7.   Line Dancing Fool:    Rockabilly, one of a kind 8.   Ten Thousand Dollars:    Uptempo rock, vintage Peter Cross 9.   Favorite Toy:    Flash drumming rock, vintage Peter Cross 10. John is Alive:    uptempo rock, our tribute to immortal John |